attempt to pour him three straight scotches. The bartender replied, "But there's lots of trousers, This land has lots of Chap Stick when they did become as gods, knowing good and bad news highlighted. Enjoy the good man pointed out of food stamps! Yo' momma's so fat, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade! Yo' momma's so old, when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep the Panama Canal. After all, they're the professionals." [Cheviot, "Max Headroom"] "My answers are different. -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: falces@umvlsi.ecs.umass.edu (Laurel Falces) Subject: Pete Rose Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A Scotsman and an admiral boarded her! Yo' momma's