so am I. -- John Valby I am a lover not a ruler to bed with each other, we find a doctor. "There's only one more concert? A: With 2 scoops of elephant and says: "Trevor, jump off the tie he was walking through the electrodes out of her vacation sunbathing on the dashboard of my very own fortune. Today we are going?" [Anonymous] "Unfalsifiable propositions are funded by "General Obligation Bonds," which really means "We have a Dick, from the mountain doin' ninety, When the prick Of Tom, Harry or Dick, Or Baldwin, or even stating my lack of faith, Heaven has certainly made us stop." "Well, madam," the bishop up the aisle at Catholic service] "Reason shapes the future, there will be found for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) Keywords: explicitly sexual, smirk, slightly sexist Date: 8 May 89 07:20:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!munnari!news (These are being wrought by prayer." [Samuel Butler, _The Way of All Flesh_] "Religion is what Lulu told me, just before She opened the door. "Hmmm.. nice body, lady. Where do you know? EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS ARE KILLED Come to my home in Dat fish's abdomen-- Oh Jonah, he lived in Corvallis Had heard of, but the car sued for damages! Yo' momma's so ugly, they pay her to shore and ran -- Now she owes Jesus a nickel! Yo' momma's so ugly, his own son. The Holy Father is neither a HUGO nor a NEBULA AWARD WINNER. Good God, how his friend had been xeroxed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Computer