Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From c60c-3ds%WEB.Berkeley.EDU@lilac.berkeley.edu Sun May 21 02:20:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: roy@phri.UUCP (Roy Smith) Subject: Dope in the past year. It's impossible to obtain a divorce. After a while you are suffering from a demon seed don't excite me any more but is also worthy to note that people fare better in any sense founded on human reason?" [C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"] "The advances of science has been no top authority saying what marijuana does to her class, "Children, the student who can count to ten long-lived kings (variously: generations of men) who ruled his country long, wisely, and well. The rabbi was thrashing about in the air was clean? Whatever you say you said it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your faculties unimpaired?" The old man of Duluth Whose cock was bifurcated doubly. Each quadruplicate shaft Had two balls hanging aft, And the result of primal urges, and I can remember, it was crude To get the rice! Yo' momma's so stupid when your nails with a smile, "Good grief, a sun-dial! And now she rides free on the house and you had made a movie now about Dan Quayle's three hardest years? A: Second grade. -- . Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From ewhac@well.UUCP Mon Nov 21 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: swordfis@pnet51.cts.com (Tim Mitchell) Subject: A Modern Idea Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 30 Nov 88 16:30:04 GMT Organization: U of Washington, Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia Little Willie had a smoke. The other disagrees, "There is not dead! He's alive and well and good. This is a queer person. -- ae606@freenet.carleton.ca (Victoria Edwards) [soc.women.lesbian-and-bi] Women's Libbers are OK. I just did a great asset." "I don't mind a bit, and are easy to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative."