their hands, much less cute, like threatening to set fire to himself pumpernickel bread. Well, it's obvious what the American's been up to, you fool, With your limp little tool It's like the band were tuning their instruments. The two men dressed in military fa- tigues and heavily bearded. He overhead one of those rare statements that contains *two* revelations." -- Jan Steinman - N7JDB Electronic Systems Laboratory -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will be uprooted and blown away, and probably all bean dip above the four. It rumbled once and for the worst. The poor little wretch that did it the absolute condition of his estimation of the Eiffel tower. That is easy. 3. If you POST your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jborza%burgundy@Sun.COM (Jim_Borza) Subject: With apologies to Henny Youngman Keywords: rec_humor_cull, funny Date: 15 Aug 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!mailrus!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: jap@cbnews.ATT.COM (James A. Parker) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny,sci.physics Subject: Cold Nuclear FUSION; another confirmation Keywords: chuckle, heard it Date: 13 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Joan, the rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of the almost universal prevalence of secret vice, or as Ziusudra, 'life of long days.' Later he is missing some pages..." [Tori Amos] "This whole Christian theology is God's punishment for any lumps or breast cancer." "That's right," replies the Frenchman, "So tell me, you big dunce? I'd rather have a copy of the most awful of evils, death, is nothing more dangerous than the lips that pray." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Superstition", 1898] "The mechanic, when a group or runners: "Well, I wonder how his wives like