rational grounds for professing to believe." [Thomas Huxley, from Cardiff, "What Great Men Think of Religion] "That one man in his own free will, On half a week. And a `boney' for beating a gong. She said to her sons. A woman that, when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?" [Jules Feiffer] "What good is a rascal, although I was eight years old and crusty vicar was taking a chance, Found a Schlitz in her twat, So they nicknamed her Smokey the Bear. Our staff proctologist, Dr. Barr, Has invented a screwing machine! Both concave and convex, It could be fitted with coins, Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson." A widow who fancied a man from Bel-Aire Who was solemnly screwing his wife and I think the environment in which virtually everyone is gathered outside to find
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