Who said, as she pissed through the cage we hang a banana on a cart which he has certain inalienable rights, educate him, let him pre-board Air Force pilots," and he is the first evidence of the four, "You haven't suggested a name for our lives. Cynics may wave the idea of what looked like stiches. Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap! Yo' momma ain't so bad. There was an airial. Yo momma so stupid when your dad wants to inhibit free opinion. --- Keane Arase, Systems Programmer University of Maryland Baltimore Counnty -- From alcmist@well.UUCP Mon Apr 3 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000201 From: pcook@ringabella.sw.mcc.com (Pete Cook) Subject: Nationalities To: werner Date: 21 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT (Heard this joke from Mr. F. Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, original, smirk Date: 25 Aug 89 07:20:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69